WARNING: What you are about to hear is real. These events actually happened.
We recorded three versions - one for Andrew, one for Rick and one somewhere in between the two. We thought they were all were pretty hilarious.
Billy stole his uncle’s truck from the Exxon by the levee said the keys were in it anyway, so morally it’s blurry
We piled in with a jug of tea and half a loaf of Bunny Bread and Eli brought a tambourine because “the South requires percussion”
Andrew had a flannel shirt he bought to look authentic and Rick kept slapping dashboard time like he was late for judgment day
And I was in the backseat trying to rhyme “existential” with “accidental” while the cows looked on like union men on break
We went country for the weekend just to see if it would stick like straw hats, cheap beer, and burs caught in your socks
Singing sad songs about tractors though none of us could drive one straight
Just five college boys in borrowed twang making fools of God’s green acreage
Out behind the watermelon stand past Highway 49 and Dave said, “This here’s where legends start,” which sounded pretty stupid
Then he climbed up on a hay bale like some paperback messiah and played three chords so loud it scared a horse into a ditch
Rick was banging on a hubcap with a tire iron from the glove box and Andrew swore the groove was close to something Gram Parsons might’ve done
Eli said, “That’s blasphemy,” then played a little organ line that sounded like a funeral held inside a Pizza Hut
We went country for the weekend just to see if it would stick like straw hats, cheap beer, and burs caught in your socks
Singing sad songs about tractors though none of us could drive one straight
Just five college boys in borrowed twang making fools of God’s green acreage
Now we know you know we know this ain’t the real thing and that’s the whole thing, friend
A joke with steel strings and fake drawls but if you laugh and clap in rhythm well that only proves the theorem:
Truth gets stranger when you drag it through the weeds
By sundown we were filthy as theology professors arguing if Hank Williams would’ve hated us on sight
The truck got stuck in mud so deep it felt symbolic and Dave said that’s exactly why symbolism’s overrated
We walked home by the railroad tracks in moonlight and sosquitoes singing something half-remembered, half-invented, all out of tune
and somewhere in the dark a dog kept howling like a critic which, to be fair,
was probably justified
This is the one that we worked on the most - lots of layered guitars, and some lyrics that I thought were really clever at the time. We did several takes - this was my favorite. (Let us know if you want to hear the alternate versions.) We really thought this one would get us there. It didn't - but we love it anyway.
Everybody’s laughing in the kitchen
Coffee on and sunlight through the screen
Someone says remember when we were younger
Like that means what it used to mean
Tom went first and Annie followed after
Paul can’t hear and David’s losing names
Mary’s got that look like she’s still fighting
But everybody’s smiling just the same
One by one, one by one
Like the summer turning over in the sun
Wave goodbye, count them gone
Funny how the roll call just keeps rolling on
Jimmy’s knees gave out last winter
Carol’s heart blew up in the spring
Bobby swears he’s fine but shakes at dinner
Drops his glass and laughs at everything
Used to think we’d all outlast each other
Through the years something went awry
Now time gathers round us like a gang
Dark as noon and taking names away
One by one, one by one
Like the summer turning over in the sun
Wave goodbye, count them gone
Funny how the roll call keeps rolling on
Handclaps, paper plates, and birthday cakes
Kids out running barefoot in the yard
Someone’s gone inside to lie down for a minute
Someone says it’s taking way too long
Jenny moved to California years ago now
Sends a Christmas card but never writes her name
Eddie took a train and never circled back here
Guess to him leaving felt a lot like change
Sarah said she had to save herself from drowning
Packed her things and disappeared by June
Funny how the ones who leave you breathing
Still can hollow out a room
One by one, one by one
Like the summer turning over in the sun
Wave goodbye, count them gone
Funny how the roll call keeps rolling on
And that time keeps pouring through the windows like it doesn’t know a thing is wrong
And we keep singing louder at the table trying to make it feel like one more song
One by one, one by one
Like the summer turning over in the sun
Wave goodbye, count them gone
Funny how the roll call keeps rolling on
Count them gone, gone
One by one
Count them gone
Roll Call (Take 2) (mp3)
DownloadOf all the great stuff we recorded, it's hard to believe that this is the one that B97 would play. It was cool to hear us on the radio, but this song is just .... stupid. What's it mean? We have no idea, and never did.
Wishing wire above the avenue
Chiming sound in the blue-blue afternoon
Paper cups and pennies in your hand
Throw them up and see them land, are they everywhere?
You on the line with your sideways stare
Wind blown wild through your yellow hair
Buzzing static make radio songs
Swinging, singing on the wishing wire
Wishing wire carries us through the noise and static sea
Wishing wire lifts us up til the sky can hear
High, high, higher, higher higher high
Take us high, wishing wire
Say it twice and mean it real
Write it in the ground and seal
Shining glass beneath your feet
Spitting sparks that help us fly
Wishing wire, wishing wire
Higher, higher, fire, wire
Birds and rockets and planes and shattered sky
Wishing wire
Higher higher higher higher high
Wishing Wire (mp3)
DownloadOur attempt at a love song. Sentimental but still weird.
Found your spare key in my jacket from the night you said don’t lose it which felt like either trust or laziness, I still can’t say which
It fell out in the laundromat with some quarters and a gift card and an allen wrench and for a second there I held it like some rare and ancient artifact.
The dryer shook the walls like thunder and a kid was eating cereal from a box and a dude was folding shirts like he was building a dam in Holland
And there I was with your brass permission in my hand thinking how strange it is the smallest things can destroy your entire day.
Your place smelled like coffee and rain and whatever it was you left in the sink from last night's dinner, there was something with too much onion, which made me laugh because you hate root vegetables
There was a note stuck on the fridge said “milk, bread, batteries,” and I thought "that's pretty generic" but I stood there like I’d been handed state secrets or given a command.
I watered your dying plant like I was proving something to it and I fed your cat who looked at me like this was temporary
Sat on the floor and read the backs of all your books trying not to act like being there meant more than just being there.
It’s just a spare key, just a way to get inside,
not a promise, not a signal, not a place to hang my pride
But it turned smooth and easy in the lock,
and really that's better than I probably thought.
You came home early with your hair all wet and groceries on your hip, said “oh good, you found it” like I’d solved some ancient mystery
And I wanted to say I found more than that but that’s a dangerous sentence the kind that makes a room go still and changes all the daylight
So I said your cat hates me and your plant’s still on probation and you laughed and dropped the paper sack on the counter and we looked at each other for a long minute wondering what we wouldn't say.
Maybe love’s not lightning, maybe it’s the dumb little proof,
showing up, feeding cats, watering roots.
A brass key in your pocket, your names on envelopes,
And all the small things you don’t think twice about that keep somebody close
It’s just a spare key, just a thing you hand someone when you’re tired or running late or trust them not to steal your stuff
But it turns like luck, and the whole room comes alive and for the first time in a while I feel like I might survive.
Take a breath
And turn the key
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